Monday, January 29, 2007

chocolate chip irrationality

{after a long argument in which i defend dyeing my grey hairs at that exact moment with nasty chemical loreal dye instead of all-natural hair dye from the now-closed-for-the-day natural store because i am just sick of having grey hair at 29 and i too want to be pretty}

j: are you PMSing?
me: grrhabahababammms nsnjji. {angrily}
j: i thought so.

{seconds later i'm sobbing at the mere fact that he has just stolen a bite of MY chocolate chip cookie.}

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

sara found a pure white hair on my head when we were at target doing my baby registry. so not only am i going white (not gray) but i am having a baby which makes me old.

we are getting old. the only good thing about it is more chocolate chip cookies.

and i'm younger than you. ha!

Kelly said...

why is it that guys don't understand how much that one bite means to us?

Jolly said...

some entries are sooo not intended for your male readership.

Anonymous said...

this entry proves your burst cyst story is true... isn't it spectacular to be a woman?

Wannabe said...

Dude. I have grey sideburns. I swear. LOL!

Wannabe said...

P.S. The new banner is the bizomb.

Jolly said...

dispite the embarrassing burst of laughter that drew attention from surrounding offices.... LOVE THE NEW HEADER.

Jolly said...

and we spell "despite" different in canada.

Anonymous said...

this jolly person needs a blog so we can all know who he is.

Anonymous said...

you get the premature gray hair from your father.
love
mom

Anonymous said...

i should add MB that mine are not gray and and are indeed white and i wouldn't hate them any less if they were gray but they're not even gray they're WHITE. they're too old to even be a color! and thanks for the quote jolly.

Kelly said...

i know jolly! he made my awesome wedding invitations.

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