{after a long argument in which i defend dyeing my grey hairs at that exact moment with nasty chemical loreal dye instead of all-natural hair dye from the now-closed-for-the-day natural store because i am just sick of having grey hair at 29 and i too want to be pretty}
j: are you PMSing?
me: grrhabahababammms nsnjji. {angrily}
j: i thought so.
{seconds later i'm sobbing at the mere fact that he has just stolen a bite of MY chocolate chip cookie.}
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sara found a pure white hair on my head when we were at target doing my baby registry. so not only am i going white (not gray) but i am having a baby which makes me old.
we are getting old. the only good thing about it is more chocolate chip cookies.
and i'm younger than you. ha!
why is it that guys don't understand how much that one bite means to us?
some entries are sooo not intended for your male readership.
this entry proves your burst cyst story is true... isn't it spectacular to be a woman?
Dude. I have grey sideburns. I swear. LOL!
P.S. The new banner is the bizomb.
dispite the embarrassing burst of laughter that drew attention from surrounding offices.... LOVE THE NEW HEADER.
and we spell "despite" different in canada.
this jolly person needs a blog so we can all know who he is.
you get the premature gray hair from your father.
love
mom
i should add MB that mine are not gray and and are indeed white and i wouldn't hate them any less if they were gray but they're not even gray they're WHITE. they're too old to even be a color! and thanks for the quote jolly.
i know jolly! he made my awesome wedding invitations.
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