Monday, May 30, 2005
i raise you three fish.
lastnight we went to a friend's house and played poker. it's a good thing we don't play for money because i would have been po' last night. but they did let me eat all their Swedish fish and milk duds, so i'ld say it was pretty even. It really sucks to be the only person who can actually shuffle a deck of cards since you get stuck being the all-night dealer and keep getting yelled at for not paying attention. It's just the river card people. Get over it.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
listen to me.
today i cried over my homework. yelled at my husband for talking me out of dropping a class. bought four useless things at old navy. and devoured 3 chocolate fudge brownies. i went off my bc pills last month so i've sort of lost track of what my body's been doing, but i'm pretty sure it's telling me it's time to be a bitch... for a week anyway.
Monday, May 23, 2005
Saturday, May 21, 2005
chocolatey goodness
On the way home tonight, i decide it would be crucial to stop and pick up a single donut. i mean, never grocery shop while hungry, right? So i'm feeling a little gilty seeing as i haven't as much as said the word gym in the last few weeks. but those thoughts instantly evaporate once the chocolate frosting hit my lips. If there were gods and they did indeed feast i'm convinced they would have had an entire platter of boston cream donuts smack dab next to the pig with the apple in his mouth.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
I am all over this
yard sale crap. I even made signs. and color coded tags. if anybody asks me how much something is, i'll be forced to rip their back hair out and sell it as a floor rug. for a dollar. which is the blue tags.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
newport
the loveliest of all lovely ocean towns. i would live in a seashell on the shores if i could. but i might be too big. maybe a tin can. that could work.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
my rib hurts
i must have bruised it while displaying my mighty kung-fu skills to the neighborhood children. i don't think that ice cream truck man will be back anytime soon trying to peddle those 99 cent ice cream sandwiches.
in other news, i have three finals on thursday. 2 i have to study for, and one i just have to spend five minutes talking about.
i'm enrolled in 3 summer classes. who uses biology in the real world anyway, except maybe biologists (?).
i need money. i'm going to go eat a kudos now. i'm making death by chocolate later. carbs are a girls best friend...
in other news, i have three finals on thursday. 2 i have to study for, and one i just have to spend five minutes talking about.
i'm enrolled in 3 summer classes. who uses biology in the real world anyway, except maybe biologists (?).
i need money. i'm going to go eat a kudos now. i'm making death by chocolate later. carbs are a girls best friend...
Monday, May 02, 2005
read my lips
so i did a total crap job on my second paper. but it's done. and due tomorrow. i am the man.
moving on, i forgot i have a project due on wednesday morning. no big deal. it's just my final. i'll be fine. i have something to show as is, i just like for things to actually look like i put effort into them. maybe she won't notice.
in other unrelated but utterly important news. i'm on my second box of mint milanos and that nasty pms thing i had last week seems to be subsiding. praise allah for advil.
moving on, i forgot i have a project due on wednesday morning. no big deal. it's just my final. i'll be fine. i have something to show as is, i just like for things to actually look like i put effort into them. maybe she won't notice.
in other unrelated but utterly important news. i'm on my second box of mint milanos and that nasty pms thing i had last week seems to be subsiding. praise allah for advil.
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