i wouldn't adopt myself if i had the option.
it's 11pm saturday night. saturday the 18th. the 18th. of february. february 18th? why does that ring a bell? the 18th. wait. the 17th. february the 17th. yes, that's it. that is my mother's birthday. did i call her? no. did i send her an e-card? no. am i a bad daughter? yes.
mom. i forgot your birthday, yet again. and it's 11pm and you're staying with relatives with small children, soo...i can't call you. and if by chance you read this before i call you, i'm sorry. and oh yeah, happy birthday.
love,
your awful, teeny-size brained daughter.
happy birthday to cheri's mom! many happy returns (or whatever that saying is) :)
ReplyDeletei wouldnt adopt you either !i sent her an ecard......well hope you got to call her oh and remember you can call me other than my b-day and holidays.just kidding dontput on the angry face love you sis.
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hehe.... no really, I am glad you saved me the time to say all that to you. I am still accepting "happy birthday" wishes from any and all....
ReplyDeleteThank you so much.... Jimmy Jr cooked crab legs for me, along with shrimp, grilled catfish, crawfish (and even taught me how to eat them, although I won't be doing that again), sweet corn and jumbalaya.....mmmmmmmm. I mustn't forget the great chocolate cake for desert. I was feeling rather depressed with not being north for my birthday ( and not being with my right arm )but the day ended on a good note. We even went to a mardi gras parade, my first one! I am now back in NC at Jeremy's so you can call me and gravle (?) any night you have time. I still love you.
What's smaller, your boobs or your brains?
ReplyDeletejust wondering. :D