ME: i thought i'ld finally call you back. i'm on my way to bible study
Anonymous Friend: wait, you go to bible study?
ME: yeah, why, you thought i was going to hell?
AF: yep. in a handbasket.
ME: a handbasket must be awful small.
AF: yeah, but you'ld fit.
why am i anonymous friend? are you embarrassed of me?
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