where you realize you're getting old. You have bags under your eyes bigger than your breasts and you get carded even though your husband so helpful-like points out your gray hairs to the bartender.
right now i have a mosquito bite that swelled up so big it looks like my boob relocated to my shoulder.
right now i have a mosquito bite that swelled up so big it looks like my boob relocated to my shoulder.
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