i raise you three fish.

lastnight we went to a friend's house and played poker. it's a good thing we don't play for money because i would have been po' last night. but they did let me eat all their Swedish fish and milk duds, so i'ld say it was pretty even. It really sucks to be the only person who can actually shuffle a deck of cards since you get stuck being the all-night dealer and keep getting yelled at for not paying attention. It's just the river card people. Get over it.